Ladies, oral sex isn't telling your old man, "Fuck you!"
Men are like parking places, the only available ones are handicapped and the good ones are taken. What's a girl to do? Men know that women control 90% of the money in America and 100% of the pussy but we act like this thing betwwen our legs is God's gift to women. Hey! Back off lady!! I'm just having a little fun here. No need turn me in to the profile police for being a smart ass.
An older woman who won't tell, won't swell, won't yell, and appreciates it like hell...