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thedarksyde 52 years old, Man, Live in Iowa

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Gender
Man
Looking For
Woman
Country
United States
Location
Iowa, Rutland
Marital Status
Widow/Widower
Height
5 ft 11 in / 181-183 cm
Body Type
Athletic
Race
Caucasian
Religion
Agnostic
Profession
Medical (Nursing/Physician)

About Me

All the World's a stage!
UPDATED 22811 Bruce Willis type mature gentleman. Experienced, funny, good looking, adventurous, sane and drug/disease free. In the bedroom, you cum first! If your looking for the perfect match, 6'3" chizzled features, seven figure income, 12" dick, can fuck 24 hours a day, living a flawless life..to marry and whisk you away to a utopian existence on their private jet...GET REAL!..and look elsewhere. Some profiles listed here are hysterical. If your requirements have more parameters than a trip to Mars then perhaps you should give up and become a nun!
Here's what I'm NOT looking for: (if you fall on this very short list then..well..sorry) Do not want to be involved with Bipolars, Manic's, Druggies, Alcoholics, Thieves, Working Gals, Diseased, Narcissists, Sociopaths, jealous significant others, haters, morons or "fatal attraction" types. Also NO minors or animals. That leaves it to about 60% of you wonderfully delicious brunettes, redheads, blondes, tall or short, very thin to very rubenesque, of any race, religion (or lack there of) looks or age. Some of the most delightful women I've ever known considered themselves "plain janes"..I thought they were sexy as hell! Sure I have my preferences, but variety IS the spice of life! BTW, please get your profiles accurate. If you live in WA and your profile says NY..WTF? If you have the perfect life, what are you doing here? A woman who's not afraid to speak her mind in the bedroom. I would rather hear, "Baby, that's not doing it for me" than "OH!, AH!, OMG!, O.K....gotta go now!" What's a real turn on is.." I've always wanted to try (fill in the blank)....can you indulge me?" Sex is about giving. If your mind is stimulated, your body will be as well.