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About Me
Andrew, The Smooth Talker
My name is Andrew, on a scale of one to awesome I am a pineapple.Now now do not be shy i know it can be intimidating with a real catch like me just a click away but just think about all the fun times we could have climbing trees and stealing acorns from squirrels.One thing i cannot stand is people who interpret everything literally.
I'm looking for a girl (or girls) who are as boring as I am. Preferably you have no social life, few friends, and your idea of a wild time is a spot of tea and a droll conversation.Bonus points if you know how to cook and clean, as well. And if you give good massages, that's just gravy too. I don't require you to have any imagination in the sack either, it's just gonna be two minutes of missionary before I roll over and go to sleep, so there's really no need.
My name is Andrew, on a scale of one to awesome I am a pineapple.Now now do not be shy i know it can be intimidating with a real catch like me just a click away but just think about all the fun times we could have climbing trees and stealing acorns from squirrels.One thing i cannot stand is people who interpret everything literally.
I'm looking for a girl (or girls) who are as boring as I am. Preferably you have no social life, few friends, and your idea of a wild time is a spot of tea and a droll conversation.Bonus points if you know how to cook and clean, as well. And if you give good massages, that's just gravy too. I don't require you to have any imagination in the sack either, it's just gonna be two minutes of missionary before I roll over and go to sleep, so there's really no need.
