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If, by some chance, you're driving a crappy rental car in rural Mexico, bear in mind that the sign reading "Topes" does not translate to "Floor it, Gringo." Unless, of course, you are a total moron and if that is the case, don't bother reading on! There, we haven't even met, and I'm giving you personal wisdom gathered during my lifelong quest to totallysubjugate humanity and rule it with an iron fist. Distractions like chocolate and "The Apprentice" are all that's saved you so far. I like the total absence of light and good in the world and traveling to places Angels fear to tread. I'll try almost anything once, so long as it doesn't involve being nice to children.
I seek an Evil Henchman with whom to plot and scheme the overthrow of all who do not agree with me. Demonspawn considered, mad scientists encouraged. I prefer men who do not explode when exposed to direct sunlight (burning is okay) and have sufficient illgotten means to possess their own secret lair. You should blend in with norm
If, by some chance, you're driving a crappy rental car in rural Mexico, bear in mind that the sign reading "Topes" does not translate to "Floor it, Gringo." Unless, of course, you are a total moron and if that is the case, don't bother reading on! There, we haven't even met, and I'm giving you personal wisdom gathered during my lifelong quest to totallysubjugate humanity and rule it with an iron fist. Distractions like chocolate and "The Apprentice" are all that's saved you so far. I like the total absence of light and good in the world and traveling to places Angels fear to tread. I'll try almost anything once, so long as it doesn't involve being nice to children.
I seek an Evil Henchman with whom to plot and scheme the overthrow of all who do not agree with me. Demonspawn considered, mad scientists encouraged. I prefer men who do not explode when exposed to direct sunlight (burning is okay) and have sufficient illgotten means to possess their own secret lair. You should blend in with norm
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