What the heck am I doing here?
Describe myself. I'm drawing a blank here. That must mean I'm pretty unexciting. Painfully dull. I could probably bore you to tears. Yeah this is a pretty uninspiring description. I can't think of any reason why someone would respond to such a tiresome portrayal. Makes ya wonder doesn't it? Probably not. I wouldn't be interested in something so monotonous.
A partner? I can't be too picky now... how will I know what works or doesn't until field trials are completed? Otherwise it's just a hypothesis that very well could be wrong. The human animal is far too complex to be adequately described in here. Asides it's all pretty subjective.