headstrong8
idahoanchef
jimbo11727
ramit581
safe mode avator
gagging4ashagg
deltaforce39
2

swampthing81 34 years old, Man, Live in Kirklees

Message
swampthing81's First photo

Profile

Gender
Man
Looking For
Man
Country
United Kingdom
Location
Kirklees, Dewsbury
Marital Status
Single
Height
6 ft 1 in / 186-188 cm
Body Type
Athletic
Race
Various
Religion
Spiritual
Profession
Medical (Nursing/Physician)

About Me

Sat here in nothing but my Napoleon Bonaparte hat and rustic clogs
I am a gentleman and part time scholar. Cognac is the only constant seeing me through this world of relentless abhorance. Gin is also welcome in my regime as my picture clearly demonstrates. I live the life of the alley cat, often disappearing for days at a time only to return to my convent stinking of cheap perfume and sporting an awkward limp. Love? Ah well I'm into some shit that's rather risque if you will. I absolutley love a bout of wild 'sex' and over the years have picked up some rather personal fetishes, I shall illuminate: Having my jiblets buttered and stoked;) Dog biscuit;p anyone do the Botswana Boomerang? Tebbit nursing, Pipe to pipe bushman, Back and forth ))((, Ricker pesting, Badger bating, moonflunk, any offers I'm more than eager to learn new skills and would be happy to do whatever it is takes for you to come offbe it a swift gunging or 18 hours of cunnilingus; I'll do it mon chere.
Size, age, hair colour and race mean little to me as when the lights are out and we are rutting like fevered meercats such superficial factors are rendered irelephant. So come on get in touch Im 25 and my nono hole is hungry.Send a message with contact cos I'm only standard, in fact I don't have a computer. This whole operation is being run from a public phonebox in Hebden Bridge